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GOP Recipes For How to Snatch Defeat from Jaws of VictoryPosted By CotoBlogzz 06-13-2010 Updated 7-06-2010We saw this before. We predicted it before. We were right before: The day pundit Charles Krauthammer predicted 66%-33%, as so many other so-called conservative politicians did, that Health Care would be defeated, we predicted it would pass. The rationale was that the administration and Congress had nothing to loose and everything to win. It was all about mid-term elections. We were right. As we watched the primary elections, we continue to see how the GOP continues to perfect its recipe to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory. For example:
GOP Recipe #1 – How
to Snatch Defeat From the Jaws of Victory -
The Minutia Al Dente
Tyler Gaastra
is a third-year law student at Michigan State
University College of Law and a staff member of the
Michigan State Law Review in a piece published in the
Red County takes the time to make
the argument that a GOP candidate who uses a
conservative platform that looks very similar to the
horse he is backing, should be disqualified.
Think about it, this is a third-year law
student trying to disqualify a GOP candidate for what
we call minutia, rather than focusing on substantive
issues, such as California’s
Triple Threat in an unusual disruptive political
environment.
GOP Recipe #2
– How to Snatch Defeat From the Jaws of
Victory - The All You Can Eat Buffet With close to a month before the primary elections, we called the California Trifecta, getting closer however, even the uninitiated could tell the outcome. Yet, certain candidates kept squeezing the turnip to the last second: The reasoning as explained in an email received minutes before the voting booths closed the candidate explains the reason for the optimism:
While we applaud
the never-give-up attitude, we question the selfish
motives. GOP Recipe #3
– How to Snatch Defeat From the Jaws of
Victory – The Mud Pie
Having called the election close to one month before the official results were announced, we watched as the GOP contenders swung mud at each other, rather than focus on issues or party-building initiatives. So much so that we assert that if Madame Boxer and Attorney General Brown win, you can thank Governor Huckabee, Tom McColintock and Demint.
GOP Recipe #4 – How to Snatch Defeat From the Jaws of Victory – The Banana Split That sucking sound you hear is not the President sucking the oil out of the ocean with a straw, it, is the GOP trying to suck on a banana split GOP
Recipe #5 –
How to Snatch Defeat From the Jaws of Victory – The
Dark Chocolate Shake-Down Republican Rep. Joe Barton of Texas, called a $20 billion relief fund for Gulf oil spill victims a White House "shakedown," then later said his comments were misunderstood, after a widespread Humpty Dumptyesque righteous indignation. That is, when is a shakedown not a shakedown and which politician will stand on principle – not like the Stupak’s Soul for Sale, for instance
GOP Recipe #6 – How to Snatch Defeat From the Jaws of Victory – The Sloppy
Joe GOP politicians merely being politicians after a Steele criticism of the administration's handling of the Afghanistan ward, which should pale in comparison to the myriad of gaffes by VP Joe Bidden.
Stay tuned for more discomfort food!
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