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May 2009
We do not make jokes, we simply watch the LA Times, the Orange County Register and CID/HOA board of directors and report the facts
Operation (Kenyan) Tugboat Serendipity
Posted By CotoBlogzz | 04/11/09 | 11:00 AM |
For too long, the
current US administration has been consumed with
trying to clean up an inherited mess, as the President
so eloquently repeated at every possible opportunity
during his recent trip to Europe.
Providence however does not disappoint, as a major
global catastrophe has emerged to showcase the
administration’s multiple talents – the pirated US
ship off the coast of Kenya. Right wing
extremists are already crying foul, given that Barack
Hussein Obama, Sr. was conveniently a Kenyan
senior governmental economist, and father of US
President Barack Obama. They say this global
crisis has all been staged to show off the skills of
the new administration in handling new global crisis.
The ship whose captain is being held hostage by
Somali pirates reached a Kenyan port Saturday evening
with its 19 remaining crew members, hours after sea
bandits seized an Italian-flagged tugboat in a new
attack.
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Capt. Richard Phillips was seized Wednesday when he foiled the takeover of the U.S.-flagged Maersk Alabama, which was carrying food aid for hungry people in Somalia, Rwanda and Uganda. He told his crew to lock themselves in a cabin, according to crew members. |
Phillips surrendered himself to safeguard his men. The
crew later overpowered some of the pirates but the
Somalis fled with the captain to an enclosed lifeboat,
the relatives said
It is said the administration is intimately involved
in the details of an operation (Operation Tugboat
Serendipity) to snatch Capt. Richard Phillips
from his captors. There are two major elements of the
Operation Tugboat Serendipity: 1) Making
arrangements to meet with the pirates without
pre-conditions and 2) Development of new vocabulary,
given that the President wants to make sure “words
mean something”. Terms already discarded
include:
- Genocide
- Tax Cheats
- Lobbyist
- Kenya
- Somlai
- Terrorist
- War
- Tugboat
- Values
- Murder
- Enemy combatants
- Pirates
- War on Terror
- Blackberry
- Serious Consequences
- Rebels
Linguists from across the world have been summoned for
a meeting on short order and expect the tug boat
crisis will come to a happy ending any minute
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