March 2009  

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President Obama Wants a Commerce Secretary

Posted by CotoBlogzz 3/14/2009 9:30

According to  CNBC,  President Obama frustrated in his attempts to find someone willing to be Commerce Secretary,  and who may be current with his or her IRS accounts, has turned to Craigslist. “The position of Commerce Secretary is too important to remain unfilled another day.  That’s why it is absolutely essential that this Craigslist thing work.”

The President’s online gambit seemed to pay off early in the day, when Josh Hurtstein, an indie rock musician from Williamsburg, Brooklyn, tentatively accepted the post.

But hours later, Mr. Hurtstein did an about-face, withdrawing his name from consideration with the following terse statement: “At first I was like, that would be awesome, but I didn’t realize I would have to move.”

For his part, Mr. Obama said he would continue his search on Craigslist, adding, “While I have not yet found a Commerce Secretary there I did just find a great pair of skis.”

If you are interested in the post, please send us your resume, and a copy of your income taxes for the last three years – we will conduct a preliminary check, and if we do not find any problems, will forward your details to the President, as a public service announcement.

 

 

Comments.

 

I’m available.  Of course, I don’t support Socialism.  I do support Free Trade and lower personal and corporate income taxes for all.  I have paid and paid and paid my taxes and as far as I know I don’t have any illegal aliens working for me.   I know how to build and run a successful business.  I did not graduate from an Ivy League college where apparently they don’t teach ethics and sound economics.  I did teach US History and Government years ago so I know a little something about how the government works or is supposed to work.  But, given all of this, I don’t suppose I would be considered for the job.  Obama is looking for a Socialist, who has not paid his taxes, who has hired illegal aliens, who is opposed to free trade, who graduated from an Ivy League school with no business experience.  I would think he could place an ad at Harvard, Princeton or Yale to find the guy that fits this description.  Joseph Morabito

 

Hi Joe:

Indeed, for the reasons you stated, You're Fired!

Seems like President Obama has exhausted his search in the Ivy League Schools - there is no one left who has paid taxes and or not hired illegal aliens, among other minor  indiscretions - which is why we are pitching in with this public service announcement

 

Obama can always give the job to Bill Clinton.  He is a very friendly guy who knows the “ins and outs” of doing business.  After all, he left the White House will little money and now he is a millionaire.  Obviously, he knows a lot about making deals.  Clinton can do for the country what he has always done for himself.  JM  

  

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