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May 2009

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The Blue Swine Flu Pandemic – A new kind of Pandemic

Posted By CotoBlogzz | 04/28/09 | 11:27 PM | 0 Comments

The President has infamously stated that words must mean something. Then there is the old adage stating that a picture is worth 1,000 words. If you have never driven from Southern California to Washington State, you are missing more than a million words, or a scenic route. Particularly when you compare the Blue, Blue Pacific to the Italian and French Riviera.

Whether it is the Angeles National Forest, the San Joaquin Valley, Weed California or Mount Shasta, a living breathing human being cannot be oblivious or insensitive to the natural beauty and vast natural resources. While the creation is awe inspiring, what can you say about the Designer? – No need to apologize to anyone for such beauty. Not to the French-Italian Riviera. No to the Persian Empire, no one!

As you get to Oregon, there are some tell tale signs that the Pacific coast of the US gets bluer and bluer hte farther north you travel: Say you decide to gas up at the same time as five other fellow drivers, you find that there is only one gas attendant, so you have to wait some 30 minutes. Why? Because it is the law! The Oregon Legislature in its infinite wisdom decided long ago that one way to create jobs is to legislate that you cannot pump you own gas, even if you want to, can, are in a hurry, or as a businessperson, you want to offer your customers a choice. After driving a few hours, the windshield needed a mosquito-wash, but fearing that the attendant would take another 30 minutes, I decided to stop by the side of the road and do the cleaning myself.

Then there is the Blue, Blue Pacific Northwest, otherwise known as Washington State. In 2006 Washington state passed legislation phasing out phosphates in dishwasher detergent – so now there are reports of Washington State residents crossing into Idaho to smuggle regular dishwasher detergent so they can eat using clean plates.

So what does the Blue, Blue Pacific have to do with the Blue Swine Flu Pandemic?

According to the United Nations Center for Mind Control, the Blue Swin Flu is endemic to Asia and imparts a heavy burden in morbidity and mortality in this region. Understanding of an infectious disease as a neurological disorder has many precedents and could perhaps focus more attention to the mystery and widespread misery vectored by the Lookafterfbamapeeps Bug

Some of the symptoms of the Blue Swine Flu include a high fever, paranoia, nausea and a perverted view of reality, not unlike those caused by the use of peyote and or other psychedelic drugs once promoted by Timothy Leary. Generally the flu turns an otherwise rational individual into an easily manipulated individual, thinking for example that Panned Parenthood pursues a noble purpose by saving taxpayer money while killing babies. Other reported symptoms include temporary amnesia and or insanity, thinking for example that as a legislator you had nothing to do with AIG executive compensation, or that as a banking regulator you promised the country there was nothing wrong with Fannie Mae and or Freddie Mac.

Although the pandemic started in China and Russia, spreading to Europe and the rest of the globe, the United Nations Center for Mind Control report that the US has been hit the hardest. Typically hits your average politician, who wants to tax everything that moves, or does not move in the name of creating jobs, as the most fulfilling gas pumping jobs created by the Oregon Legislature. Take for instance the proponents and or supporters of Support Propositions 1A-1F, such as California Governor, the California Teacher’s Association or even newspaper such as the Ventura County Start, arguing that passing Proposiions IA-1F is a path to fiscal stability

Certain home remedies used against the Blue Swine Flue seem to have been effective, but have been deemed a placebo by none other than reporters working for CNN . Employer also of the once considered for the surgeon general in President Obama’s administration, Dr. Sanjay Gupta. Regular taxpayers however insist that Tea Bag are the best antidote devised to date.

What is clear is that the Pacific United States is becoming bluer and bluer, starting with Washington States. Passing of 1A-1F is a sure way to mortgage California’s future. So be sure to take a drive from Southern California to Washington State at your earliest convenience, and take a lot of pictures. Otherwise, very soon the drive will be very much like the drive along the Yangtze River to Shang Hai

In this time of crisis we must all ask ourselves: “am I a common sewer of fine swine, afflicted with the blue swine flue, or manipulated by those afflicted by the swine flue