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OCBOS &  Coto de Caza’s Lear Jet

Posted by CotoBogzz  |  12/16/2008 09:00 AM

The Orange County Board of Supervisors, in their infinite wisdom have taken a page out ot the Coto de Caza fiscal approach by approving a close to one half million dollars to remodel reception and break areas, buying new chairs and tables and putting up model home kitchens in their break rooms – while  some 800 workers are issued their pink sheet.

In the case of the CZ Master Association, the board of directors, in an exponential function vote, voted for the third monthly dues increase in five years, to continue subsidizing a number of groups operating within the community, consuming some 30% of community resources while paying nothing.  Then to top it off, there is the possibility of a Polo Arena, also subsidized by the latest increase.  This is the Coto Lear jet, while the remodeling is the OCBOS Lear jet -  as in the Big Three auto executives arriving in their own Lear jet to the bailout hearings with a tin cup in their hands.

 

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