December  2008 ISSUE

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The Rise and Fall of King Barry

 

Posted by: CotoBlogzz | 11/05/2008 9:00 PM

The natives were restless, feeling  that other nations were better off  and wanted to be like everyone else.

Uncle Sam’s bureaucracy was unfair, dishonest and corrupt leading to a massive socialist initiative assuring the laggard would prosper.  The people revolted and asked for a king,  Uncle Sam was very upset, and wondered what to do.  Uncle Sam concluded the  were rejecting righteousness,  not Uncle Sam.  So Uncle Sam  gave them what they wanted, even though it was not the best decision.  Uncle Sam  warned the nation that a king would take their things and use their children.  The people still wanted to be like everyone else.

So Uncle Sam made Barry  the first king of  the land.  Most of the people were happy about Barry, and his anointment sparked cheers around the globe.  He was almost a head taller than anyone else and made a fine-looking leader. When he was brought out they began to shout and say, “Long live the king!” Some did not like him, though, and sneered, “How can this man save us?” Since he was king, Barry could have punished them for their rebellion, but he wanted peace and hoped they would change later.

Within six months of taking power, Barry had a chance to prove he could help his people. The wicked Ammonites attacked the people who lived in Israel,  then agreed to let them live if everyone’s right eye were put out. As soon as  Barry heard the news,  his  great army almost wiped out the mean Ammonites.

Barry made a good beginning as the people’s first king. The bad times started when the terrorists came up against Israel again.  When his men began to get restless and leave, Barry  decided to go on and offer  a peace sacrifice without waiting for Uncle Sam.

Barry tried to explain what had happened, but Uncle Sam would not listen. “You have done foolishly!” he exclaimed.   Sick at heart, Uncle Samuel went out to meet Barry the next day. Imagine his surprise when Barry acted as if everything were fine!

Barry quickly began to make excuses, blaming the people for everything

But  Uncle Sam told Barry,  obeying the Lord was more important than any  peace sacrifice. On that very day God had taken the kingdom from him and given it to another man who was better than Barry.

 

 

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