The CotoBuzz Journal, Community Journalism

The CotoBuzz Journal

Community Journalism, Newsletters and Blogs Covering South Orange County, CA

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March 2007 Issue

We do not make jokes, we simply watch the LA Times, the Orange County Register and the Coto de Caza Board of directors and report the facts!

Coto de Caza’s Nobility (aka: Keystone’s List of Prominent Coto Residents)

March 4, 2007

In the essay titled, Equus trailus patrolus publicus (horse trail patrols paid by the commonwealth) recently posted to this forum, we presented an argument for the reason the CZ board of directors recently decided to bring in the Gendarmerie Royale Du Coto de Caza to patrol the horse trails, despite overwhelming evidence that public safety demands resources be used elsewhere. In a letter to the editor in the March 2, 2007 issue of the CanyonLife 20-year Coto residents Agid supports our conclusion.

Agid writes “long before most of you moved here, Coto was an isolated enclave devoted to cattle, horses, shooting ranges and Chilli cook-offs)” – we assume that Agid is part of the Coto nobility (aka Keystone List of Prominent Coto Residents) and that “most of you” refers to the peasants now living in the CZ Master Association. Agid then explains the intellectual challenge nobility is exposed when riding a horse, as compared to peasants using other modes of transportation, “Equestrians deal with two minds - horse and rider. Joggers and cyclists have only themselves to contend with” . Finally Agid writes “Many thanks to all of you who’ve stopped and let me cross a busy street on my nervous equine and to all of you who know how to share our trails”.

Similar argument used by the Estates, the Villages and the Colinas: The Coto Life Style is ours to enjoy – for the peasants to pay. Then we put up fences so the peasants cannot come over the border illegally to the Estates, the Villages and the Colinas

The same argument Randolph Brusca uses in his marketing effort as he tries to wrestle control of the Coto Vally Coutry Club from the Silve Bronze Corporation: The country club amenties are ours to enjoy – you CZ Master Association peasants pay for it.

The same argument the treasurer of the CZ Master Association board of directors used to justify a second dues increase – the horse trails ours to enjoy. We will even bring in the Gendarmerie Royale Du Coto de Caza to patrol the horse trails so that the intellectually challenged equestrians – those needing to deal with two minds, but you peasants have to pay.

The same argument use to manage the close to $10 million CZ Master Association budget – the peasants money is ours – we can do anything we want.

The same argument the CZ Master Association uses to manage intellectual property – if we are using your intellectual property with, or without your permission, it is now ours!