The CotoBuzz Journal, Community Journalism

October 2007 ISSUE

We do not make jokes, we simply watch the LA Times, the Orange County Register and CID/HOA board of directors and report the facts!

SB-528 and the HOA Volunteer Fallacy

Another wholly useless piece of UNENFORCEABLE feel-good legislation used to justify the Senate's paychecks and pension plans

September 29, 2007

While fully emerged in partisan politics and bickering about the 2007 budget, according to the Associated Press, “California lawmakers on Tuesday August 21, 2007 ended one of the state's longest budget stalemates in 30 years, agreeing to a $145 billion spending plan that reins in expenses and addresses myriad concerns of holdout Republicans” – Apparently frivolous legislation was not found in the “myriad of concerns” alluded to in the article: Unfortunately, governor Arnold Schwarzenegger has signed SB-528 characterized by author D. Vanitizian as “Another wholly useless piece of UNENFORCEABLE feel-good legislation used to justify the Senate's paychecks and pension plans"

According to Vanitzian, SB-528

· Requires boards to give notice at least 4 days in advance of the board meeting
It requires that the notice contain an agenda.

· Specifications about who can talk and who can't talk to the board during a meeting, or who can and cannot address the members during a meeting

· Specifications about talking to management companies during a meeting, blah, blah, blah.

The October 2007 issue of the CZ Master Association Board of Directors Newsletters makes the argument that a good number of those getting something for nothing are simply volunteers, (such as members of the board of directors, or delegates elected by a most corrupt system, for instance) therefore you should be telling them “THANK YOU and KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK”, rather than a kick in the shin. The governor and the legislators were elected by California voters and are paid public servants. Using the CZ Master Association board of directors logic, we should not only tell them “THANK YOU and KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK”, but we should be throwing them a bash for wasting taxpayer’s money, while we pay them!

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