November 2007 ISSUE

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Coto de Caza's River Rock Multi-Purpose Forecasting System In Beta Test

 

October 17, 2007  

To help with the current CZ Master Association (largest homeowners association in the Coto de Caza community) controller upgrade, we commissioned a very expensive multi- use forecasting systems to either complement or replace the current irrigation system. Without major changes, the system can be repurposed to complement the current gate access system or forecast the common area landscaping renovation requirements

Multi-purpose Forecasting System in Beta Test

What makes the system tick is the central processing unit (CPU) composed of a river rock.  According to CZ landscaping consultants, the river rock is native to the area, consequently, we do not see any problems acquiring spare parts.

To use in a water conservation mode, the charts below are used by highly qualified landscaping consultants.

We feel this revolutionary technology will save the association so much money, that the system is forecasting the association will continue current subsidies for not CZ residents.  So confident are we of the systems' capabilities that we are offering the system for free - like the $45,000 mature trees, previously accepted by the association's BOD.

To use system in water conservation mode, use the chart below:

Current State

  1. Rock Wet

  2. Rock Dry

  3. Rock Casts Shadow

  4. Rock Casts No Shadow

  5. Moving Rock

  6. No Rock

  7. Rock not visible

  8. Rock is visible

Forecasting Condition/Comment

  1. Over-water

  2. Equipment Malfunction

  3. Where is the water?

  4. No Need to water

  5. Why water?

  6. Consultant on holiday

  7. Consultant taking a break

  8. Consultant needs new contract

To use in an emergency preparedness s mode, use the following chart

Current State

  1. Rock Wet

  2. Rock Dry

  3. Rock Casts Shadow

  4. Rock Casts No Shadow

  5. Moving Rock

  6. No Rock

  7. Rock not visible

  8. Rock is visible

Forecasting Condition/Comment

  1. Caution – it is raining

  2. Caution – it is not raining

  3. Caution – it is sunny

  4. Warning – it is cloudy

  5. Caution – earthquake in progress

  6. Caution – hurricane?  Check again!

  7. Caution – it is night time

  8. Caution – It is day light

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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