The CotoBuzz Journal

DECEMBER 2007 We do not make jokes, we simply watch the LA Times, the Orange County Register and the CID/HOA board of directors and report the facts!


The Coto de Caza Constitution	The Coto de Caza Assassin's Creed

Turbulence in paradise ? Coto Board, that is.
On the heels of the resignation of Jerry Mezger from the CZ Master Association board of directors the attempted political assassination of the president, of the board, and the mysterious appointment of replacements with connections to the Varo/Mezger...

Breaking News: LWV 3rd Mutual Lessons Learned: If at first you don?t succeed, hide and hide again
Immediately after last night?s closed meeting that ended up being an open-non-board-meeting and subsequent failed attempt at the political assassination of board president Stanley Feldstein, inside sources tell us that a quorum of six directors...

From Assassination to Hostage Crisis in Coto de Caza
Bringing in Hugo Chavez to Coto de Caza to negotiate the release of direct democracy is like asking President Clinton to help clean up the DC Intern program!
The Coto de Caza governing body has been in disarray for quite some time culminating in the...

Is Malintzin in our midst (Coto de Caza's Puppet Board?) - or is it the Treasonator?
Think of Malintzin as a female version of Benedict Arnold - Arnold originally fought for American independence from the British Empire as a general in the Continental Army during the American Revolutionary War until he obtained a bone, err.. command of...

Breaking News: Assassin in Coto de Caza! ? Political that is
Is this a case of Veni, Vedi, Vinci, or simply Vince, Brucy, Vince? - with Varo/Mezger pulling the strings in the background!
The CZ Master Association board of directors has been so dysfunctional since Messrs Varo and Mezger joined, that it is...

The Chief's Corner, or the Chief in a Corner?- Chiefly, Mum is the Word on Coto de Caza Public Safety Awareness
CHP?s chief Elzig actively promotes public awareness in order to prevent traffic accidents (she refers to traffic accidents as preventable incidents) ? The Varo/Mezger CZ board of directors instead of allowing her to send a public safety awareness message.

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Museum of Innocence
If the practice of child abuse is to be diminished or ultimately stopped it must be publicly identified and understood. Since the judicial/socio system promotes silence, denial, and ignorance, there is little opportunity for the public to become...

The God's Child Project
The GOD's CHILD Project is a Bismarck, ND-based, award winning international family of non-profit charities that cares for end educates orphaned, abandoned, poverty-stricken children and families.

Get a Super Jazzed Combo at Saddleback College December 10, 2007
The jazz combo at Saddleback College bring their myriad, stylistic and creative diversity to the McKinney Theatre on Monday, December 10 at 8:00 p.m. This lively concert features original music and tributes to seminal jazz masters.

Jazz Your Christmas Early with Saddleback Big band, Dec. 5, 2007
Join the Saddleback Big Band for their end of the semester shout on Wednesday, December 5 at 8 p.m. This swinging sleigh ride romp features seasonal classics with an attitude. Tickets are $10 general, $7 students/seniors. Call 949-582-4656 for tickets...

Lab Rat at Saddleback Jazz that is, Dec. 3, 2007
On Monday, December 3 at 8:00 p.m. in the McKinney Theatre, Saddleback College ?s Jazz Lab Ensemble sport their experimental lab coats and play the creative artistry of student compositions. This student ensemble ranges from 7 to 20 members, depending on...

Diwali of the Second Kind Comes to Orange County ? Feast of Lights at Saddleback Dec. 1, 2007
Diwali, the festival of lights, illuminates the darkness of the New Year's moon, and strengthens friendships and knowledge, with self-realization. Diwali is celebrated on a nation-wide scale on the 15th day of the dark fortnight of the Hindu month of...

Traditional Holiday Student Art Sale at Saddleback December 5-6
The Traditional Holiday Student Art Sale returns for the 35th time to Saddleback. The very popular Student Art Sale at Saddleback College is being held on Wednesday, December 5 from 9AM to 8PM and Thursday, December 6 from 9AM to 2PM in the Saddleback...

South Coast Repertory's 2007 Production of Doubt ? Anti-Catholic, Doubtless!
Catholics are easy punching bag targets. Just look toward San Francisco and ask Mayor Gavin!A good number of us recall the recent (Jyllands-Posten ) Muhammad cartoons debacle, which began shortly after twelve editorial cartoons depicted the Islamic...

Call for Entries - The Livingston Award For Young Journalists
To recognize and further develop the abilities of young journalistsDecember 4, 2007 Three $10,000 will be given by the Mollie Parnis Livingston Foundation for the best 2007 print, broadcast or online coverage of local, national and...

Public Safety

The Chief's Corner, or the Chief in a Corner?- Chiefly, Mum is the Word on Coto de Caza Public Safety Awareness
CHP?s chief Elzig actively promotes public awareness in order to prevent traffic accidents (she refers to traffic accidents as preventable incidents) ? The Varo/Mezger CZ board of directors instead of allowing her to send a public safety awareness message.

Wealthy Home Invasions Puts the Wealthy on Alert ? WSJ--- The CZ Gate Access Process Does Not Prevent Crime of Opportunity, Rather it Provides an Opportunity for Crime
November 15, 2007Today?s WSJ article titled Wealthy Home Invasions Puts the Wealthy on Alert, Lax Security Often Open Doors to Increasingly Brazen Crimes; the Buffets Uninvited Guest, echoes the message often delivered by the CotoBuzz Journal:...

Audit of Sheriff Carona?s Travel Expenses Requested by Undersheriff Galisky- It is worth mention that none of the federal charges demonstrate any systemic misuse or abuse of department funds- OC Undersheriff Galisky
Undersheriff Jo Ann Galisky on Tuesday requested County Auditor/Controller DavidSundstrom to review Sheriff Carona?s recent travel and spending accounts. The requestwas not based on any suspicion of misspending but it was an act of due diligence...

Politics

Chavez vows referendum 'cannot fail' Coto de Caza CC&Rs Changes will not fail
Rallies for and against constitutional changes proposed by Venezuela President Hugo Chavez surged Tuesday as the leader declared that a weekend referendum on the proposed charter "cannot fail." Sunday's referendum on reforms would allow Chavez indefinite...

Political Assassinations in Orange County ? It's the Water!
Apparently what appeared to be equine waste emanating from the venue was not coming from horses after all! A few months back, the Orange County Board of Supervisors voted unanimously to create an oversight board, indicating the supervisors had...

Serial Assassin in the Loose In Orange County?
After the alleged attempted political assassination of self-described professional fighter and naïve politician, the CZ board president resigns his post. The December 2007 CZ Newsletter announces, again, a proposal to make changes to the association?s...

Unscrupulous Actions
The question is, what do these unscrupulous actions have to do with Orange County, or Coto de Caza for that matter? - Do they provide a lenitive effect?Irreconcilable conflict of interest. In Wade Vs. Soo Line Railroad, a routine worker?s compensation...

Russian Vote Credibility Takes Hit ? Coto de Caza Elections Have None
According to Wall Street Journal?s reporter Andrew Osborn, ?Leading international election observers said they have scrapped a plan to monitor Russia?s parliamentary vote next month because of unprecedented restrictions?. President Vladimir Putin...

Is Malintzin in our midst (Coto de Caza's Puppet Board?) - or is it the Treasonator?
Think of Malintzin as a female version of Benedict Arnold - Arnold originally fought for American independence from the British Empire as a general in the Continental Army during the American Revolutionary War until he obtained a bone, err.. command of...

From Assassination to Hostage Crisis in Coto de Caza
Bringing in Hugo Chavez to Coto de Caza to negotiate the release of direct democracy is like asking President Clinton to help clean up the DC Intern program!
The Coto de Caza governing body has been in disarray for quite some time culminating in the...

Breaking News: Assassin in Coto de Caza! ? Political that is
Is this a case of Veni, Vedi, Vinci, or simply Vince, Brucy, Vince? - with Varo/Mezger pulling the strings in the background!
The CZ Master Association board of directors has been so dysfunctional since Messrs Varo and Mezger joined, that it is...

General Interest

Teddy Bear OK ? Muhammad, Not OK
?Hooray for San Francisco; we need these people in? in South Florida, reads an article posted in the Internet by the Broward County Atheists Group, immediately following the desecration of a Catholic Church in San Francisco, California and in response to...

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Breaking News: LWV 3rd Mutual Lessons Learned: If at first you don?t succeed, hide and hide again
Immediately after last night?s closed meeting that ended up being an open-non-board-meeting and subsequent failed attempt at the political assassination of board president Stanley Feldstein, inside sources tell us that a quorum of six directors...

Political Assassination Foiled By Residents- LWV 3rd Mutual besmirch meeting to overthrow board president fails - this time!
The scheduled ?assassination meeting? last night was indeed public and featured over 2 hours of public comment. Stan Feldstein is still standing as President of the Board- in part due to an overflow crowd, necessitating opening another room and using...

The CZ Master Association's YOH Board
Now that Zipperman has resigned as president of the CZ board and Yocham has been appointed president, will the new board be known as the Yo Hylka board, or simply the YOH board?

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